Secondly, after not really searching, but still after a long time of watching and chuckling every time I watch this, I have finally come across something worthy of the title of "a comeback" to the previous film. Equally scathing. Equally accurate. And equally humorous. Just, the other side of the canvas, so to speak.
The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money. The nice, semi-handsome men with money think we are only after their money. The men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money, are cowards. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we make the first move.
(thanks to thisonemoment)