she should dump you

Pardon me if i'm not the JACKASS!!!! But "No, i guess not, not really" is not a good enough answer when i ask you if you're mad at me.

i saw you clam up. i saw you quit interacting. you've done it before. it was no different this time.

i'm sorry if i'm acting the part of a gentleman, but you ordering me around is not going to stop me.

and you ordering her around has got to stop. for crying out loud, dude, if she were half the woman you think her to be, she would dump you faster than you could say "wait!", and rightly so. you're a damn mooch. a lazy bastard. a raging basket of hormones.

you just need to wake up and realize that you're only in it for the fling. the whole 'love' spin you put on things is way too forced and fake. the only thing you talk with me about is the making out. and the only thing you talk about with her is...wait a minute, you guys don't spend any time communicating. you're always just hiding somewhere fulfilling your raging lusts.

come on, admit it. you just have no motivation or self control. i know exactly what you feel. yes, i also want to fantasize about every hottie i pass by in the movie theatre. but you have to learn that enough is enough. just because you can take 'it' doesn't mean you can have it.



girls, please, do us ALL a favor and seriously, get a sense of self respect. if a guy is not being a gentleman. DUMP HIM!!!!

let me say it again: if a guy is being a jerk. DUMP HIM!!!

and again: if your boyfriend is mistreating you....in any way. DUMP HIM!!!

once more: if you are not being treated in every way like the lady you are (or however you want to be treated, for that matter). DUMP HIM!!!

and i'm not talking about a nice little, "darling, i think i need a little alone time, so how about we don't hang out this weekend. i'll have a girls night out, you have a guys night out...and we'll get together again on monday" ...complete with calls and text messages every 90 seconds of the temporary 'breakup'.

NO!!!! no, no, no, no, no, no, no....i'm talking: let him come over to find all the stuff he ever gave you in a pile in front of the front door, still smoldering from the quick fire they made after you doused them with lighter fluid and watched them burn. don't answer the door or the phone. instead standing within earshot laughing your ass off at him. or just go out of town to hawaii for two weeks without telling him where you are.

whatever. in no uncertain terms you should make it known to him that you will not tolerate his jackassness.

it's not fair to you.

it's not fair to the tons of other really nice guys out there who would love to treat you exactly the way you should be.

so, do yourself a favor, do him a favor, do society a favor and don't be afraid to require perfection of your mr. right. he is out there. don't worry, you'll find him eventually. or, should i say, he'll find you...hopefully...counting on the fact that you're not already caught up with mr. wrong.