unexpected...

mowing lawns is sexy?!?

i certainly didn't know that

but i walk into an unnamed convenience store yesterday, covered in dirt, dripping sweat, and sprinkled with a few grass clippings just for good measure

and the attendant of not unattracive proportions

takes one look at me and starts hitting on me

"so, landscaping...i hear that's a good business...you surviving out there...be sure and just take a few minutes in the AC to cool down..."

boy, i sure got some bad intel on the methods for being the stud