::music::Glamorous, from the album The Dutchess, by Fergie (feat. Ludacris)
February 10, 2007 AP - TWO HAPLESS AMERICANS RAISE MAYHEM IN TRAIN STATION: Two american men were stranded at the Taipei Main Train Station yesterday for 20 hours while they waited for help to arrive. Not knowing a word of Chinese, or even how to get in contact with the people who were supposed to be meeting them, they spent the entirety of their time wandering around, jabbering loudly in English, and randomly throwing an occasional carry-on at unsuspecting passers-by.
In addition to this, they managed to make a feature-length documentary film on the history of the station, the culture of it's current operation, as well as the future of travel in the far east. All this, using only the video feature of their combined eight cell phones.
Just as authorities arrived on the scene to take definitive action to remove these two trouble-makers, events occured to stun all who watched. Two beautiful American girls came out of nowhere to take charge and dispell all the unrest. With flawless Chinese, and unmistakeable poise, these two fair maidens defied tradition and rescued their handsome knights from their would-be fate of a nights' experience of Chinese Torture.
Noone knows for sure what happened that day. But one thing is certain: some people in this world sure do know how to kick off a vacation!
1 comment:
wow. that's crazy. good to hear from you all over from the other side of the world ;)
go and learn some chinese...haha!
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