Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Bachelor Supreme

::mood::apple juice
::music::We Didn't Start the Fire, from The Essential Billy Joel (Disc 2)


ASSISTANT MANAGER 'MEL': (speaking of a brownie that he is sinking his teeth into) "Wow! These are really good! Did your wife make them?"

ME: (feeling no-so-slightly insulted) "No. I'm not married."

AMM: (after another bite) "You bought 'em?"

ME: (insultedness turning into pride) "Nope! Made 'em myself."

AMM: (turning to Manager 'Susie') "You gotta try these bachelor brownies!"


At least I don't live off of TopRamen all the time!

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